The Naked Jungle (1954) Charlton Hates Ants And Sloppy Seconds!

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Christopher (Charlton Heston) is a king kong prat! He’s gifted a beautiful, intelligent, free spirited, buxom, mail order bride with only one real desire, to procreate! And all this moody plonker can worry about is sloppy seconds! He’s not a happy bunny at all, huffing and puffing, this primadonna has mood swings coming out his arse! Temper tantrums, door smashing, perfume throwing and he even proudly announces his skill at reframing from bedding his indigenous workers! He’s a total twonk.

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Touch of Evil (1958) Orson Welles & 10 Things That Blew Me Away!

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Yep I know, how could I have not seen Touch Of Evil yet? A slapped botty for sure but hey maybe it was all leading up to this viewing. A viewing that hit me like a strong swig of Tequila, hitting that sweet spot. Everyone has seen it, so I won’t do a rough description of the plot or what I thought of the film because that is self-explanatory. So here’s ten points that blew me away with awe and wonder. Continue reading